i may or may not be watching the land before time
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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