Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
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