ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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