There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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