remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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