my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
