it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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