ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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