i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Randomize
