I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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