just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Randomize
