and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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