This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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