Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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