Yo dont text me then not text me
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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