plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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