his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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