went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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