That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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