kristin has been a bad kristin
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I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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