i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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