So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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