He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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