shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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