Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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