Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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