my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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