i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
I intend to get homeless drunk
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Randomize
