Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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