if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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