Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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