i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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