he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I think I won the penis lottery.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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