Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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