we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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