ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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