I hope mine doesn't look like that
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
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