oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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