put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
The uberlube is also flammable
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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