After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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