Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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