im drinking this country out of the recession.
Someone shit on the floor
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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