In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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