can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
ugly people sure do ruin things
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I have fence marks all over my body
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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