I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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