where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
"it" just moved
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
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