garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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