I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
