32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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