the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Alive.
So much puke
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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